A Letter From The Afterlife
Can we tell the difference between life and death?
Since I should have died, I'm writing from the underworld. It has to be real because both the former and current German health ministers, Jens Spahn and Karl Lauterbach, have stated everyone who does not receive the experimental medical product by the end of March will die.
So it's April 1st, and I'm supposed to be dead!
It's strange how lively it feels to be dead. I suppose I'm in hell, but it's too cold. Maybe they imposed sanctions on Russia as well, so there would be no gas and no heat. I'm not sure what money they use here, but it's not ruble, so may have to get used to the cold. Hell appears to be like normal Germany. I see the same folks, therefore I assume they perished as well, despite having the product. They're all wearing masks. Obviously, the non-existent virus does not exist here either, therefore we should protect ourselves from it if it decides to exist. People are also typically grumpy for no apparent reason.
Meine Freunde, if death is eternal, why are you so unhappy? Have fun with it!
So, everything is like before. Please let me know if you die or come to Germany so we could have some fun.
From the freezing hell that was formerly Germany,
With Infinite Love,
Photo of my quantum cat because he has to be both dad and alive at the same time.